Douchebag idiosyncrasies and opinions that will probably make you dislike me.
I always have and always will have an automatic dislike of gingers. Funny considering one of my very favorite people is one.
My two least favorite kind of people are comedians and photographers. One is a “job” that someone gets when he/she is so insecure that they must make fun of everyone else, and the other is a “job” someone gets when he/she can’t do anything else.
Gauged ears look stupid. They will look even more stupid in 20 years when you have to take them out because no one will give you a job. Personally, I can’t wait until westerners adapt other body mods from tribes in NG, like those golden neck rings and lip gauges. I bet scene girls will find those super hot.
Tattoos are cool if you find one that means something to you. Neck tattoos are cool if you hate getting jobs. Or you just love turtlenecks (which is fine!)
It seems like about 85% of Tumblr is made up for hipsters, scene kids, and emo kids that are late on that bandwagon. Hell, who I am kidding? those are all the same thing.
Now that NYC has gay marriage, many lonely straight women will be moving there to become wedding planners.
Just random thoughts from today. Sorry if I offended anyone, most of these are just little funny things I thought and not serious. Do I grasp the irony of my comedian comment in this post? Yes.
This will be fun… or no one will read it.
